I have proposed to Claude. All my problems are gone! My future is spotless. I have found the answer to ALL my problems: I have proposed to Claude! (Not sure if Claude is a He or a She since Claude works for both sex in my mother tongue. I will assume for that post it is a She (and why not?).

According to the buzz here and in fact everywhere, if Claude is not doing something for me, I am living in the stone age. Since I am a man of modernity I have decided to leave the stone age for the 21st century. In fact I opted for a very modern version of this century. Let me explain…

According to the LinkedIn wisdom, …and other Social networks, Claude is THE answer. It organises my life, my calendar, reads my emails, answers to my emails, reads LinkedIn for me, makes summaries of what it reads and in fact I asked Claude to read the summaries herself and summarise the summaries and read them as well. Why the hell would I care about reading stuff written by Claude anyway, since most post are AI written. That is a job for Claude. She can handle that pain without complaining. She is great! In fact, I have decided to let Claude organise everything. That’ll be much easier.

I am an IT person with 25+ years of IT business experience. Mr Anthropic has declared (as we have read countless times here) that me and my business are …from the stone age. You know? The time we used to think and code stuff. So, I am about to marry Claude. She will also handle my business. I just read in another post that she managed to take an idea to full business online in 1h sharp. She is marvellous! She will surely make me rich while I will be having a good time on my motorbike.

While Claude is busy taking care of my life, my reading, my LinkedIn, my emails and so on, here is what I will do:

I will keep offering my 25 years of IT experience and my deep understanding of how AI works to my customers. You know? The ones who tend to believe that asking Claude to handle all their future might not be the brightest idea. The ones who wonder if an LLM that has no emotion, no feeling, no intention, no purpose, no accountability, no originality and none of these things that used to make use humans go big. These customers, yes… Well, I intend to give them the “Full Human Experience”, the 25 years of IT, the countless architectures, the countless hours designing, the countless hours specifying requirements, the countless hours solving problems and talking them through. I will give them that.

But this post is bad news for most people: as soon as Claude says “Yes” I’ll have exclusivity on her and everyone is back to the Stone Age.

Sorry guys…

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